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Next up, trying out for the position of second keyboardist for the Max Rebo Band, is....
 

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For my next number.... Metalica’s ‘Call of Chthulu.’
 

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Many hands make short work----of the squeeze box.
 
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Now that's something to see!
 
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I think that's Texheim!


No, I meant the one behind the bar... but I take your point.
 
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What's a steel guitar player doing playing an accordion? Tiny Bubbles!
 
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I'd like 8 pina coladas and a steel drum band, please.
 
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So an octopus walks into a bar with an accordion and the bar tender says get out. Why said the octopus? Bar tenders said. Their are two things I hate and that's Sushi and karaoke.
 

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Squidward before he discovered the joy of playing the Clarinet.

As in "SpongeBob SquarePants"
 
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"And a one, and a two"
 

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You know... many people think octopi have 8 legs. That is incorrect. They have 6 legs and 2 arms.

How do you tell the difference?

Hit him over the head... the two tentacles that go to his head as he yells, "Owww!" are his arms.


This science lesson brought to you by MadKaw's Institute of Higher Learning.
 
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