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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.


How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.


What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.


If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.


Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.


Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.


Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.



Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.


Why do men die before their wives?
They want to. . . . . . . . . .
 

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
This seems to explain a lot in my life.
 
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I invoke the 5th!
 

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How brave will you be when your wife or GF finds out you posted to this thread in agreement?
 
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My mother-in-law is the one I am concerned about, she tracks my postings everywhere I go..
 

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augh tell her to shut up and get a sence of humor. Ill have to have my husband read this then ill deck him for thinken it lol
 
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I love stereotype humor. This happens to be male chauvinist humor.
 
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