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A blonde is badly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks, the next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, the doctor was shocked that she had lost 20 pounds.
"That's amazing, the doctor said. Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I thought I was going to drop dead that third day though!"
"From hunger you mean." Asked the Doctor?
"No, from all that skipping!"
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks, the next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, the doctor was shocked that she had lost 20 pounds.
"That's amazing, the doctor said. Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I thought I was going to drop dead that third day though!"
"From hunger you mean." Asked the Doctor?
"No, from all that skipping!"
