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Beer Festival


After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

Labatt's president says, "I want the best beer in the world, eh. Give me a Labatt's blue.", so the bartender grabs one for him.

The bloke from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

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With those jokes, :???: I am wondering if you have been visiting the web site I work on. :D I have seen several that we had posted there suddenly appear here, :p
 

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I don't know Robby, what website do you work on? :D
 

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Robby said:
Http://www.chatsusa.com :rolleyes: I was just kidding, no one owns jokes and I enjoy them no matter where they were stolen from. :)
I just whisper to google.. I mean the genie in the magic pc, that I want jokes...and goo.. I mean the genie in the pc provides them for me. That's how it works, don'tcha know? :D
 

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Shoot - I usually "borrow" mine from KTOG's forum...of course - the borrowing sometimes goes both ways :D :D :D
 

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Sam Adams Summer Ale for me please
Guiness is a little too heavy for me :puke:
 

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The bloke from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
Priceless.
 

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