I'm still laughing over this.
Back in the 70's, I made most of my living as a professioal photographer. I have four children who were my models for lighting, posing, and so forth while learnig and "developing" my craft. In those days, I bought my 35mm film in five one-hundred-foot rolls at a time and have a gignormous collection of family photos. Of course, each one of these offspring were given a camera (and a nearly unlimited supply of film - i built my own darkroom in the basement and one at the shop, where they had unlimited access). The photos they have taken of me and Mrs. Flash, through the years, were not always the most flattering and some of them still get preseted at family get-togethers. - - - - "Further deponent sayeth not".And - uh - you know this, how, exactly, Flash? ;D