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Oh boy oh boy oh boy.................
Tomorrow, Sept. 20, 2019, is a day that will live in infamy.
It is the day that at least 27 1/2 people will descend upon
Area 51 in an attempt to capture their very own free alien.
I am so excited.
Where is Mulder when you need him?
Reports will continue as the story unfolds.
Unless the aliens destroy everything first.
Wish me luck.


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May we assume that you are ensconced in a beach chair near the Area 51 fence with camcorder in one hand and the adult beverage of your choice in the other? Inquiring minds want to know.
 

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May we assume that you are ensconced in a beach chair near the Area 51 fence with camcorder in one hand and the adult beverage of your choice in the other? Inquiring minds want to know.
Actually I have an adult beverage in both hands.
I am nothing if not prepared.
 

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"Bated breath," "with bated breath," or "baited breath" refers to restraining one's breathing in anticipation or supplicance. Has nothing to do with fishing, so far as I can tell.
 

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I await the youtube videos with baited breath.

Well maybe not with baited breath whatever that is but I
am looking forward to seeing them.

Baited breath...:mellow:...that's what you get from eatin' sushi.
 

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"Bated breath," "with bated breath," or "baited breath" refers to restraining one's breathing in anticipation or supplicance. Has nothing to do with fishing, so far as I can tell.
Well that makes more sense. I think my breathing is normal as it
pertains to this subject.

See how I used a fancy word there..
 

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They will arrive in droves excited for their chance to...do what? I bet they will all leave quietly and unusually calm. Then the few left after the herd are gone, will discover thousands of opened, big green pods...Another generation of AOC socialists will hit the streets. Its a conspiracy I tell ya!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Part of me is hoping for great levels of carnage and loss of soyboy life but then I came to my senses and think they all need to be knocked out, painted in either grey or green paint with large dark olive shaped goggles glued to their heads and dropped off in San Francisco before they come to. I think the latter would be much more entertaining for the media.
 

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The GOV has the ability to send out emergency text and alerts now. Emergency broad cast system kind of thing so these dumb kids know not to do this.
 

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Well this really sucks.
The event was called off due to safety concerns.

What this really means is that Mr. Man Bun figured out he would get his Birkenstocks
dirty and that sagebrush is just plain icky.
Besides that the heat isn't good for his complexion.

Good grief, with people like this growing up in our country China could invade the U.S.
with an army of Care Bears and we'd lose.
 

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Well this really sucks.
The event was called off due to safety concerns.

What this really means is that Mr. Man Bun figured out he would get his Birkenstocks
dirty and that sagebrush is just plain icky.
Besides that the heat isn't good for his complexion.

Good grief, with people like this growing up in our country China could invade the U.S.
with an army of Care Bears and we'd lose.
Nope! 100 (!!!!!) people showed up! There were 12 guards and one police dog (probably really an alien shape-shifter). One arrest for public urination. Big giant Nothing-Burger.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/storm-area-51-gate
 

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Of that hundred, a t least 87 of them claimed to be "News Media", I'll bet.
 
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