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First Time On Horseback...

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons nor prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace but AOC begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck but she slides down the horse’s side anyway.
The horse gallops along seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, AOC attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. AOC is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when
to her great fortune Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
 

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