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FOR THOSE WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW EVERYTHING

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The

liquid inside young coconuts can be used as

a substitute

for Blood

plasma.


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No

piece of paper can be folded in half more

than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead...I'll

wait...
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Donkeys

kill more people annuallythan

plane crashes or shark attacks.
(So,

watch your Ass )


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You

burn more calories sleeping
than

you do watching television.
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Oak

trees do not produce acorns until they

are fifty

(50) years of age or older.
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The

first product to have a bar code
was

Wrigley's gum.

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The

King of Hearts is the only

king WITHOUT

A MOUSTACHE


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American

Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating

one (1) olive
from

each salad served in

first-class.
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Venus

is the only planet that rotates

clockwise.

(Since

Venus is normally associated with women, what

does this tell you?)
(That women are going

the 'right' direction...?)



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Apples,

not caffeine,

are

more efficient at waking you up in the morning

.
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Most

dust particles in your house are made

from

DEAD

SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro

Company died of lung cancer.

So

did the first ' Marlboro Man'.
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Walt

Disney was afraid

OF

MICE!
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PEARLS

DISSOLVE


IN

VINEGAR

!


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The

three most valuable brand names on

earth:
Marlboro, Coca

Cola, and

Budweiser, in that

order.


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It

is possible to lead a cow

upstairs...

but,

not downstairs.

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A

duck's quack doesn't echo,

and

no one knows why.
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Dentists

have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at

least six (6)
feet

away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles

resulting from the flush.

(I

keep my toothbrush in the living room

now!)
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And

the best for last.....

Turtles

can breathe through their butts.

(I

know some people like that, don't YOU

?)

So........................




Remember,

knowledge is everything,
so

pass it on......and
go

move your toothbrush !!!
 
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LOL! That's funny! :D
 

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Except they're not facts.
Might be funny if they were, but they're not.
Example: paper folding -- I believe the current record is 11 folds. (Mythbusters ep. 72)
 
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Yeah, those are some funny facts! Gonna have to tell my wife about the Venus one (or maybe I shouldn't! :D).
 

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LOL. That explains all the cows I've got up on the second floor! And I'll leave you with this thought - you smell things from little particles of the things that make it into your nose. So don't worry about where the toothbrush is - if you can smell it, it's already there. :D
 

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Except they're not facts.
Might be funny if they were, but they're not.
Example: paper folding -- I believe the current record is 11 folds. (Mythbusters ep. 72)
Beat me to it.
 

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Except they're not facts.
Might be funny if they were, but they're not.
Example: paper folding -- I believe the current record is 11 folds. (Mythbusters ep. 72)
I saw that episode. And the piece of paper they used was about fifty feet square.
 

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I think the Oak Tree is capable of producing acorns in less than ten years!
 

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Depends on the type of oak. The Bur (or Mossy Cup) Oak being an extreme example. I seem to remember that it takes something like 35 or 40 years before it produces acorns. Don't remember exactly how long and not interested enough to search for the answer.:)
 

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Oh, I see. A quacking duck is capable of defying physical laws. Sure they do. This throws my BS meter completely off scale.

'Twas mildly amusing, though.
 
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