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This could go in the funny farm, but many would argue it's not a joke!

God was just about done creating humans, but he had 2 parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might as well ask them. He told them one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's very handy thing." God told them and I was wondering if either of you had a preference for it." Well Adam jumped up and down and begged, oh please give it to me! I would just love to be able to do that!
It just seems the sort of thing a man should have! Please! Pleeease give it to me! On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.
So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so happy, he just started wheezing all over the place-first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump 10 feet away--laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched Adam for a with amusement, and then God said to Eve,"well I guess you are stuck with the last thing I have left"
What's it called asked Eve?

Brains, said God.
 

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Aw, now... That can't be true, Jake.
 
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