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A young Jewish man falls in love with a Native American woman and they
decide to get married. When his mother hears the news, however, she is
extremely distressed because she wanted him, of course, to marry a nice
Jewish girl. When she hears that not only is he marrying this Native
American girl but has decided to live with her on the reservation, the
mother becomes so upset that she refuses to even speak to the boy,
practically disowning him.


After a year, the son telephones the mother to tell her that he and his
wife are expecting a child. The mother is happy for him, but there is still
quite a bit of tension in the air. Nine months later, the son calls the
mother again. "Mom," he says, "I just wanted you to know that last night my
wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy. I also wanted to tell you that we've
talked it over and we have decided to give the boy a Jewish name."

Upon hearing this, the mother is overjoyed. "Oh, son, this is wonderful,"
she gushes. "I've been waiting for this moment all my life. You have made
me the happiest woman in the world."

"That's great, Mom," replies the son. "And what," asks the mother, "is the
baby's name?"

The son proudly replies, "Smoked Whitefish!"
 

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I did not see that coming.:D
 

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LOL... That is great.
שַׁבָּת שָׁלוֹם - Shabbat Shalom
 
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