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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
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>> The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria,
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>> why do you
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>> want a pay increase?"
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>> Maria: "Well Senora,
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>> there are three reasons why I want an increase.
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>> The first is that I
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>> iron better than you."
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>> Wife: "Who said you iron better than
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>> me?"
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>> Maria: "Your husband said so."
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>> Wife: "Oh."
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>> Maria: "The
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>> second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
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>> Wife: "Nonsense, who
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>> said you were a better cook than me?"
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>> Maria: "Your husband did."
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>> Wife:
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>> "Oh."
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>> Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than
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>> you."
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>> Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as
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>> well?"
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>> Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."
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>> SHE GOT THE
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>> RAISE
 

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