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A lawyer phoned his wealthy art collecting tycoon client: I have some good news and some bad news.
The tycoon replies: I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.
The lawyer says: Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $5 million.
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Well done, very good news indeed! You have just made my day; what’s the bad news?
The lawyer answers: The pictures are of you in the sack with your secretary!!!
The tycoon replies: I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.
The lawyer says: Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $5 million.
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Well done, very good news indeed! You have just made my day; what’s the bad news?
The lawyer answers: The pictures are of you in the sack with your secretary!!!
