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I'm not sure how many here know who Andy Andrews is, he is a comic, motivational speaker, writer and observationist . All in all a pleasure to listen to or read.

He does a bit on the 50 things your parents said, and that you most likely said to your parents. How may of these do you remember either hearing as a kid or repeating to your kids?

 

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Fantastic-I loved it and have not seen him before. Thanks for posting! Truley!:D
 
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I often heard "Your A$$ is Grass" from many parents including mine.
 

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I didn't hear " I brought you into the world, I can take you out of it"
 

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"You keep doin' that with your eyes, and their gonna lock that way!"
 

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I often heard "Your A$$ is Grass" from many parents including mine.
You did not finish that! "Your A$$ is Grass, and I am the lawnmower!":D Heard that one a few times I did and I used it several times, not only with my kids, but with other people's kids that were sent to me in the Navy!:thumb::thumb:
 

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Mama's wisdom...."Believe none of what ya hear and only half of what ya see."
 
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Honestly, all Dad had to do was give us "THE LOOK" and no other words could inflect a greater fear or shame.

Now, Mom on the other hand we pushed her to her breaking point and we knew it when she said "I'm going to put the 2 of you boys in 3 different bedrooms". Simple addition told us that wasn't going to end well for one of us.
 

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This hurts me more than it hurts you!!
 
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"What the He11 is the matter with you boy?"
 
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"It seems intelligence skipped a generation."
 
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