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5 types of customers since Covid:

1) Steve:
He has been waiting for this moment his whole life.
He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach.
He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods.
Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package.
He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.
Steve will survive this and he will kill you if he needs to.

2) Brad:
He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt.
He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today.
He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch.
I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.
Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.

3) Nancy:
She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil.
Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain.
She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily.
She has posted every link known to man about Covid on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule.
I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.
She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.

4) Karen:
She has called everybody and read them the latest news on Covid.
She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chi-Fil-A and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper.
Karen’s kids are currently faking Covid to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello kitchen” to her.
Karen will not survive longer than Brad.

5) Mary:
Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine.
She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls and a 6 roll pack of toilet paper.
There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd and Post Malone playing in the background.
I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.

Mary will survive and marry Steve.
Together they will repopulate the earth.
May God have mercy on us all.”
 

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Don't forget the guy sitting in his basement typing on his computer, trying to spread humor to the members of TA.net....
My wife's sewing room and quilting paraphernalia is downstairs.
My computer is in my music room upstairs.
So there.....Ha!
You know so little about me.........:p
 

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My wife's sewing room and quilting paraphernalia is downstairs.
My computer is in my music room upstairs.
So there.....Ha!
You know so little about me.........:p
Naked, in your vibrating computer chair, eating Cheetos and washing them down with Mountain Dew?
 

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Oh man -- I love the plot. Please write a book and fill us in on Steve and Mary as they negotiate the "brave new world." :D

I'm into apocalyptic novels. Some of the most creative stuff I've read - amazing how imaginative people can be.
 

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