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That new truck bumper will have to wait.
 
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Why the question mark by Puerto Rico? It IS one of the 57 states ya know!
 

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It wasn't me. I've only played the lottery a couple of times, just for kicks. If I was a winner, I could
pass out free ammunition to all of my fellow members here and still have enough money for my dream
gun collection,
 

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Well, you got to play to win and I didn't!:bang: So, to make lemon aide out of lemons, I did win by not playing, I saved the money I would have spent on the tickets!:D:D:D
 

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Discussion Starter #12 (Edited)
We "had", past tense, a hard line Preacher near here in the late 1980's that was dead set against the sin of gambling, including that demon lottery. Then one of his parishioners won and wanted to pay "tithes" (that's 10% off the top to you infidels) to his church. Suddenly the Preacher saw the light :angel: and all was well with the world...
 

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Bad news folks. I didn't win but I had good intentions.
 

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The clueless chick on the Fox news yesterday morning said "There were 3 Powerball winners, one from TX, one form NC, and one from Puerto Rico....and I have family members that live in all 3 states." :bang:
 
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I guess my truck, UTV, boat, land, several guns, and retirement will have to wait.
 

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I won enough money from the lottery that I can retire for the rest of my life as long as I die in about 3 hours.
 

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I got two numbers right but nothing else.God must know I handle poor better than I would rich.
 
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