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    Well Hello There Capt. Obvious

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    Good grief.
    Do people really need to be told things like this?
    Wait.
    Yes they do.
    Welcome to the circus.

    On another note, I have perfected a way to sharpen my lawnmower's blades while it is running.
    It's going on the market next month.
    If you have trouble doing it properly I'll come over and give you a hand...........or maybe a finger or two.

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    ...annnnd they're the reason there is a "do not use in shower" warning tag on hair dryers.
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    I am surprised that you have any fingers left if you sharpen your mower while it is running.
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    Quote Originally Posted by garyh View Post
    I am surprised that you have any fingers left if you sharpen your mower while it is running.
    Probably keeps them in a jar of formaldehyde just in case he needs them again.

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    I found that the easiest way to prevent snow blower injuries was to move to Arizona.
    Haven't had a use for a snow blower since moving here.
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    As has that of the majority of Americans.

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    I don't have to worry about a snow blower where I live here in Florida either. The company that I have a contract with to pick up our garbage every week includes free snow removal for all their customers. They even have a service guarantee.... They promise double your garbage back if you are not 100% happy with the company!

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    Sounds like the same contractor we have here on the island !
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    I figure that God made the snow and put it where he wanted it so......I really just try not to mess with it.
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    folks keep losing fingers and hands in snow blowers however are they gonna reach into the chippers to move around stuck branches next fall?
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    Aww come on...the best, most accurate snowballs have a finger in them for weight!!! Really I am not one to talk, had to have the end of one finger re-attached when working on a big industrial printer. Slid the developer out on the service rails and bypassed the safety so I could debug a chattering bearing in the drive area. Belt goes around 5 pulleys, but one of them has a guard over it. needless to say , the hand once trapped in the belt while running, had to leave something behind to make it through the guard. found the finger end in a pile of toner, cleaned it off, wrapped finger and duct taped on tight. off to the emerg room I went. On a positive note, it was the bearing for the pulley with the guard that was bad. So my buddy noticed the bearing damage while cleaning off my blood from the housing.
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