People fascinate me.
Just utterly fascinate me.................
Life is short.
Make sure you spend as much time as possible
on the internet arguing with strangers about politics.
Student of the ancient Chinese art of Bang Pow.
Gun Shui adviser
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant" (1933)
Make 2020 the year of MABA- Make Alex Bartend Again.
Reminds me of the opening lyrics from the old John Lennon song, "Instant Karma":
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
Whatever adjective or verb comes to mind, I am...NotSo.
One of my goals in life is to shoot more people on purpose than I do by accident. So far, so good.
I'd be damned if I would tie up one of my handguns, in some kind of stupid booby-trap. That is why God gave me hands!
Are we there yet?
Indiana CCW, Utah CCW
Sooooo..... the dude forgot that he had booby-trapped his front door??
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: You did WHAT!??
Dude: Well, you see... I.. uh...
St. Peter: Yeah, Yeah, I got it. <leans over to Gabriel> Man, Gabe... I don't think I can take THIS ONE to the Big Guy!
Well, after all......it was a booby trap......an' it got one.
Ammo will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no ammo.
He was lucky he died. Booby traps are illegal, he would have been in a world of trouble!
"Color Me Proudly Deplorable!"
"We the Government, By the Government, For the Government!"
The Tree of Liberty needs to be refreshed from time to time with the blood of socialists and tyrants, it's time to fertilize the tree....Jake
Dead Squirrels flag no tails! Jake
"Be Patriotic, Buy A Gun!" Jake
A good few years ago I guy in the UK wired up his brass front door handle to a battery.. so far so good. His plan fell down when he was opening the door with a rubber glove on and his copper "rhoumatiz" bracelet touched on the door knob.. Oooops..!!! I did here his funeral was well attended..
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
The good news is. The booby trap worked. I'm still working on the bad news.
Hang together or Hang seperately