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    HOLY COW!! Bender is back from his time travel expirement

    Well then. 5 minuets has elapsed since i walked through the worm hole.
    "You gotta ask yourself this. Would you rather have a Glock or a gun?" -Magnum Gauge-

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    "You gotta ask yourself this. Would you rather have a Glock or a gun?" -Magnum Gauge- To answer to my snotty side Give me a GUN glocks are Paperweights and boat anchor`s and shooting a 2 x 4 is more comfortable with a better grip. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA back into the time machine... Like Magnum should catch ABSUPERMAN on the you tube about "Glocks"
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    Hey, Bender, you know we had an election and that Hildabeast beat Trump since you were here last (April, 2016). All guns have been confiscated and we are a Socialist country now. Witches and warlocks pretty much run the country and everyone is being taught the goosestep march again. California now supplies all the electricity for the nation and the Capital was moved from DC to San francisco. Also, fossil fuels have been shut down and we have seen the rebirth of horse and buggy transportation. No internal combustion engines allowed. Everyone has free everything and there are no more borders. George Soros runs the Global ?world Order.

    Are you sure you’re in the correct timeline?
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    Good to see you back! ...I honestly had no idea you could travel time through an apple.
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    Worm hole? The tarnished spot on your shinny metal?

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    Let's see... a minuet is usually between 2-4 minutes, but they're in 3 4 time, so they seem longer... 30 minutes?

    Anyway, glad you're back. You took the keys to the Enterprise and nobody has been able to leave the holodeck since you left.
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    All guns confiscated? The **** won?

    Crap. I came back to the wrong timeline!!!
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    Welcome back. Glad you kept the rubber side down and the shiny side up.
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    Now that you have found your way back, I'll go turn out the light. Great to see you home where you belong.

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    We'll have to change the logo...Bender...takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
    “…democratic socialism, the great utopia of the last few generations, is not only unachievable but that to strive for it produces something utterly different – the very destruction of freedom itself. As has been aptly said: ‘What has always made the state a hell on earth has been precisely that man has tried to make it his heaven.'” F.A. Hayek

 

 
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