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    HOLY COW!! Bender is back from his time travel expirement


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    I gotta ask, which Bender came back? Ya know there are physics involved here. Are you that same crazy Bender who jumped into the worm hole, or are you a reflection from another time-line. Or worse did you meet yourself whilst traversing the multiple timelines and their respective universes. In that case there could be scads of Bender parts scattered about.
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    Yes....
    "You gotta ask yourself this. Would you rather have a Glock or a gun?" -Magnum Gauge-

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    When I have a min, I’ll fill in the past few years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bender View Post
    All guns confiscated? The **** won?

    Crap. I came back to the wrong timeline!!!
    Well, you can forget your internal combustion engine . . . that flux capacitor still work? We got plenty of political compost which should power that thing. And ya might go back a little earlier this time - have a meeting with our forefathers to tighten up the guaranteed protected freedoms on the Bill of Rights; maybe make a test on the Constitution a requirement before taking any elected office. Make it a crime to defy the Constitution or use its name in vain. Make it a crime to be unarmed or use a gun to commit a crime. Our laws on this are overlooked. And maybe find a young kid named Soretoro and encourage him to a career as a carnival barker and to stay away from politics. And find a way to shut down the birth of social programs which disincentivive human initiative and blunt human potential.

    Oh, and have a nice trip.
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    ....he's been gone?

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    Since time is relative, it only feels like 5 minutes that you were gone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bender View Post
    Well then. 5 minuets has elapsed since i walked through the worm hole.
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    Welcome back anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bender View Post
    When I have a min, I’ll fill in the past few years.
    Honestly......I'd rather just have the future lottery numbers.
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