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    New Taurus Model!!

    Taurus has introduced their newest model... the Taurus Trump 45!!

    Chambered in .45 in honor of OUR President Donald Trump it pretty much eats anything you can feed it and spits it out right on target. Not so easily concealed as it is manufactured in nitride nickel ceramic cerakote parkerized boron natural orange. Taurus says that the Trump prefers operation in bright sunshine for all to see so there is no reason for secrecy and concealment. Some critics have lobbied to remove the Trump from circulation but so far all efforts have proven unsuccessful. Naysayers have even made up fraudulent stories about its operational characteristics but the Trump just keeps chugging along reliably hitting the bullseye each time. There have even been shooter's 'range days' where all Taurus Trump fans congregate in mass numbers to show of their respect for the Trump .45! Many even have to wait outside as lane space can be limited.

    Taurus has said that the Trump .45 Mod II will be introduced in November 2020 and looks to be an overwhelming success! Apparently Clinton Arms is also attempting to re-introduce the Hillary Hag II but so far very little interest has been shown. In fact owners of the first Hillary Hag have been dumping them in droves as they deem it unreliable, treacherous, and simply unsafe around any human beings.
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    Sounds about right.
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    With my vision of 2020 I'll put my sights on that straight shooter.
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    I heard the big downside to the Hag II is that no matter how many times you pull the trigger, it won't fire until your check to the Clinton Foundation clears.
    Ammo will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no ammo.


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    I also heard the the Hillary Hag II is known to bite the hand that feeds it.

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    I hear the TT45 will always take shots at liberal DemocRATS.
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    I heard someone was developing a Kim Jong Gun, made specially for shootin' fish.
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    Ammo will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no ammo.


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    I've also heard that the Hillary Hag model is 50 state compliant, as all the factory magazines will not accept bullets and the firing pin is welded inoperable.
    Electing Joe Biden as President will be similar to going bear hunting at night with just a pair of chop sticks and a lit candle. You know it is a bad idea from the outset, you can not defend yourself, you are ill prepared for what can and maybe will happen, and you question why you even thought it would be a good idea in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desperado View Post
    I've also heard that the Hillary Hag model is 50 state compliant, as all the factory magazines will not accept bullets and the firing pin is welded inoperable.
    Make that 57 state compliant!
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    ... and it has a 30 clip bullet magazine. Oh those libs!!
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