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    Part of me is hoping for great levels of carnage and loss of soyboy life but then I came to my senses and think they all need to be knocked out, painted in either grey or green paint with large dark olive shaped goggles glued to their heads and dropped off in San Francisco before they come to. I think the latter would be much more entertaining for the media.
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    The GOV has the ability to send out emergency text and alerts now. Emergency broad cast system kind of thing so these dumb kids know not to do this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glenwolde View Post
    Budweiser has offered free Bud Light for all Aliens.......
    I'm an alien

    Now one of the Grey Guardians.
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    Be careful what you wish for.

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    Well this really sucks.
    The event was called off due to safety concerns.

    What this really means is that Mr. Man Bun figured out he would get his Birkenstocks
    dirty and that sagebrush is just plain icky.
    Besides that the heat isn't good for his complexion.

    Good grief, with people like this growing up in our country China could invade the U.S.
    with an army of Care Bears and we'd lose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickenbacher39 View Post
    Well this really sucks.
    The event was called off due to safety concerns.

    What this really means is that Mr. Man Bun figured out he would get his Birkenstocks
    dirty and that sagebrush is just plain icky.
    Besides that the heat isn't good for his complexion.

    Good grief, with people like this growing up in our country China could invade the U.S.
    with an army of Care Bears and we'd lose.
    Nope! 100 (!!!!!) people showed up! There were 12 guards and one police dog (probably really an alien shape-shifter). One arrest for public urination. Big giant Nothing-Burger.

    https://www.foxnews.com/science/storm-area-51-gate
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    Definition of clip

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    2: a device to hold cartridges for charging the magazines of some rifles; also : a magazine from which ammunition is fed into the chamber of a firearm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glenwolde View Post
    Nope! 100 (!!!!!) people showed up! There were 12 guards and one police dog (probably really an alien shape-shifter). One arrest for public urination. Big giant Nothing-Burger.

    https://www.foxnews.com/science/storm-area-51-gate
    100 people...........
    Hmmmmm...................
    Please Lord, do not them reproduce.
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    Of that hundred, a t least 87 of them claimed to be "News Media", I'll bet.
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