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    Zombies!

    Along with a man named Rusty and a woman I was tasked with delivering a package to a shopping mall. I'm not sure what was in the package. The tricky bit is that the mall was infested with zombies. Yes, zombies. I know it sounds unlikely, but it is true.

    We parked and managed to get inside the mall with the package without being attacked by the zombies. So far so good. Inside the mall, though, things got dicey rather quickly. The woman was immediately attacked and eaten by a zombie. I had the package, and Rusty was a few feet away when a Zombie grabbed me. I threw the package to Rusty, and yelled, "Run Rusty, run!" Rusty appeared to have gotten away, but the zombie threw me down onto a bench in the mall. Then it got on top of me and started biting me on the neck and face. Strangely, the bites weren't painful. I struggled to free myself to no avail. My right arm was pinned beneath the zombie, so I punched it in the face with my left hand.

    Then I heard a panicked meow and woke up. The cat was sitting on my chest licking me, and I had punched her.
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    That settles it, no more sardine and green chile pizza for you.
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    Judging by your dream, that cat was probably stealing your breath.
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    Was it Monroeville Mall or Willamete Parkview Mall?

    But seriously, make it up to your poor cat by getting it something special for dinner.
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    You never know - zombies can be caused by any combination of meth, heroin and bath salts. We got plenty in these here parts.
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