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    Forget your wife JUST ONCE......

    So, I'm at the grocery store. I waited in line and got my prescriptions. Then I waited in line for lotto tickets. I headed for the car, started it up and got a text from the wife.

    "Where are you?"

    "On the way home. Be there in a few."

    "COME BACK AND GET ME. I CAME WITH YOU, REMEMBER?"

    Jeez, one little mistake. Two weeks later I'm still hearing about it.

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    Oh man! You dun messed up!


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    Hey you remembered the important stuff! Drugs and Lotto tickets.
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    You will be hearing about that for many , many years ! Get used to it !
    "This is not a world in which one can turn the other cheek. Doing so does not avoid violence, but rather encourages it. The bad guys threaten, but they do not seem to want to get hurt. They should be taught that their presumed victim is more dangerous than they are. This is not a matter of weapons, but of will."


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    I can't even offer advice for that one and I 've found myself in a pickle, many, many times.
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    I'll be surprised, if she doesn't take his keys away from him.
    ​All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.

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    Forgot my daughter at daycare once 12 yes ago. I still hear about that from the wife...
    For the record, I remembered on the way home, but my daughter dimed me out.

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    At that point I would have tossed the phone...picked up the guns and drove far away! Cause you'll never hear the end of it!

    I killed an ivy plant once...it was in a hanging planter so I hung it in a skylight....it was crispy brown in 5 hours! Oh did i mention the wife grew it from a sprig out of her bouquet from our wedding? Yeah....and she had named it too....then I killed Frederick! It comes up at least once a year....we have been married for 20!

    Good luck living this one down!!
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    So, you have Sometimers disease. Sometimes you remember and sometimes your forget. You just got a little forgetless.
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    I politely asked my wife once, to be more careful matching my socks after she did the laundry and putting them in my sock drawer. She mismatched some of them sometimes. That was a couple of years ago.
    Since then, she just throws them loose in my drawer. They can be mean, and never forget.
    ​All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.

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