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    Some of you will never forgive me



    Watch this.
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    If the Russians hacked Clinton's email then she is guilty of a felony for exposing classified information to a hostile government.

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    I forgive you.
    Not because I am religious, because I'm not.
    Not because I am a nice guy, because I'm not.
    Not because you need a second chance. You've had too many already.....
    You just need to be forgiven.
    We need order in the universe and I think that it might help.
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    That was very cool- and she is way too cute to be that smart... (Sexist Pig, Cooper!)
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    OK.



    Now then




    Why do girls blink?

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    Quote Originally Posted by russinator View Post
    OK.



    Now then




    Why do girls blink?
    For the same reason that guys blink.
    It helps keep the eyes lubricated.
    It's an involuntary reflex.
    It also helps remove foreign objects like dust.
    When you are tired you will blink more often.
    You're welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by russinator View Post
    OK.



    Now then




    Why do girls blink?
    Every time you see a girl blink, it is because she is trying to decide whether to tell you how stupid you are.
    If you are lucky, they will sometimes decide to keep it to themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coopercdrkey View Post
    That was very cool- and she is way too cute to be that smart... (Sexist Pig, Cooper!)
    That's not it. It's just that it's easier to pay attention.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coopercdrkey View Post
    That was very cool- and she is way too cute to be that smart... (Sexist Pig, Cooper!)
    My wife is one of the most intelligent people I know.
    She constantly amazes me after all these years.
    Intelligence is sexy in a woman.

    You're probably still a pig though..................
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    I got news for this little tart. Two can be as bad as one but one is the loneliest number. If she thinks logic is the key i can prove her wrong. Albert Einstein Showed us quantum theory. Captain Kirk showed how to win the kobayashi maru . Jose Cuervo showed us how to deal with psychobabble COeds.

 

 
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