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    Breaking News!

    The Butt planet is also the fart planet.

    Uranus' atmosphere is made up of noxious gasses...
    Uranus smells like farts, scientists confirm - Business Insider

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    Then dallas needs to change their name. I still can't support the Uranus cowboys because they still stink.

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    Pushing the envelope a bit. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassrh View Post
    Then dallas needs to change their name. I still can't support the Uranus cowboys because they still stink.
    OUCH!!! That' gonna' rile up some Cowboy fans, yessiree!! (true as it may be)

    Interesting though. I may have to reassess my thinking about Uranus. I've always told my wife that "Uranus smells like Persian Lilacs."
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    So many bad jokes could be posted, but I will refrain from that.
    TrucksNCoffee likes this.
    You can call it a "impeachment inquiry" or anything else under the sun.
    Personally, there are only two ways to describe what House Democrats are doing:

    Sedition, and a coup.

    Plain and simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desperado View Post
    So many bad jokes could be posted, but I will refrain from that.
    A glimmer of wisdom here, folks. Take note.

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    Funny that you should find that interesting. (LOL)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassrh View Post
    Then dallas needs to change their name. I still can't support the Uranus cowboys because they still stink.
    Maybe you should go to a game next season with a 'We Want Bama' sign.
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    ...just could explain that whole big bang thing. ...not that hard to imagine, really........God and his buddies out partyin' one night, got a li'l drunk and decided to try lightin' planets and.........that was prob'ly the original "Hey man, hold my nectar and watch this!"
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    Breaking News!


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