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    It was a Texheim morning.

    As those of you who have become chronologically enhanced know, it sometimes becomes necessary to get up during the night and stumble, half-awake into the bathroom. You don't want to turn on the light because that would wake you up, so you sit down.

    Otter had gotten up early and decided to do a little cleaning. The toilet brush was standing upright in the middle of the bowl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kschilk View Post
    MadKaw...on a steeeek.


    Yeah, kinda like that.
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    oh my!

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    I stumbled in one night and caught Mr. Pinky toe on the buttress wall that cordoned off the toilet. I screamed. Wife came and turned on light. Mr. Pinky toe at a right angle to foot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darbo View Post
    oh my!
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    That'll keep yo up for the rest of the night !!
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    That's why we have a night light in the bathrooms.
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