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    Quote Originally Posted by MadKaw View Post
    You don't want to turn on the light because that would wake you up, so you sit down.
    You shoulda used the sink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokewagon View Post
    You shoulda used the sink.
    Now you tell me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokewagon View Post
    You shoulda used the sink.
    Sinks have lids?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokewagon View Post
    You shoulda used the sink.
    Quote Originally Posted by MadKaw View Post
    Now you tell me.
    My first college roommate did that one night in a drunken episode. It was disgusting. I made him clean it twice first thing the next morning.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Texheim View Post
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    It could be a PSA pre screening...

    I'd be having a talk with the wifey, after she quit laughing, of course. May be a payback for leaving the seat up?
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    Wow a new way to plunge a toilet, just sit down and hop around, viola.. toilet plunged...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texheim View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollin thunder View Post
    It could be a PSA pre screening...

    I'd be having a talk with the wifey, after she quit laughing, of course. May be a payback for leaving the seat up?
    Payback was the first thing I thinked. But why did I have to get paid back for every seat ever left up by every man ever????
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