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    Quote Originally Posted by kschilk View Post
    Man, you better watch it......I hear that guy puts cards in his spokes! A real bada**.
    He ain't never meet a true Texan apparently


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    Quote Originally Posted by Texheim View Post
    He ain't never meet a true Texan apparently


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    Tell 'im you've got a basket on your bike......prob'ly scare the hell out of 'im!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texheim View Post
    You have not experienced comfort until you've worn a kilt
    Or a breeze either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vaskeet View Post
    If I make you a hood ornament do I get to keep any firearms you are carrying ????????????
    For hood ornament opportunities I send the gift of lead!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by william View Post
    I think the only thing worse than see TH riding a bicycle in a kilt, would be seeing TH riding a bicycle in bicycle shorts.
    Uh...with respect, you might wanna rethink that. Shorts are, well...they're shorts. When properly worn, kilts do not include, uh, "shorts." I would rather see any bicyclist wear shorts while riding in the wind, rather than a kilt. Think about it.

    On further reflection, no...do NOT think about it, just take my word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texheim View Post
    I saw your thread and couldn't think of anything to say that wouldn't get me banned...
    Since when does that stop you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Texheim View Post
    It's getting really intense now. Had a guy in Baltimore tell me to come up and he'd "take care of me". This is so fun
    So, what are we talking here, a good dinner, maybe do your housework for you? Sweeeet!


    A quick Google image search shows that there are actually lots of people that not only wear a kilt while riding a bicycle, but have photos taken and put them on the internet. I found some lovely shirtless kilted fellows, but I'll be nice and just give you this guy:

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    Full Highland wear! Well on the top anyway; socks and shoes aren't quite right.
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    Hmmm special cycling kilts!
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    I recently bought some new padded cycling shorts on Amazon but had to return them. They were XL's which I am but wouldn't fit up over my thighs because they were Asian XL's. According to the chart, I need XXXL in he Asian size. Wonder what else they call XL but really ain't? (Now that's funny.)

    BTW - I ride a mountain bike, not a street bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kschilk View Post
    Tell 'im you've got a basket on your bike......prob'ly scare the hell out of 'im!
    I thought that was for firearms.
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    I have this vision of you in your kilt living under a bridge.. I am scared..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texheim View Post
    He ain't never meet a true Texan apparently


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    You'd better be careful, it could be this guy...



    ...and he's been to Texas!


 

 
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