"Always carry a knife with you. Just in Case there's cheesecake or you need to stab someone in the throat."
"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."
Friends don't let friends buy Keltecs...
I live in a purple house, you got a problem with that?
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes."
On further reflection, no...do NOT think about it, just take my word.
A quick Google image search shows that there are actually lots of people that not only wear a kilt while riding a bicycle, but have photos taken and put them on the internet. I found some lovely shirtless kilted fellows, but I'll be nice and just give you this guy:
Full Highland wear! Well on the top anyway; socks and shoes aren't quite right.
Hmmm special cycling kilts!
I recently bought some new padded cycling shorts on Amazon but had to return them. They were XL's which I am but wouldn't fit up over my thighs because they were Asian XL's. According to the chart, I need XXXL in he Asian size. Wonder what else they call XL but really ain't? (Now that's funny.)
BTW - I ride a mountain bike, not a street bike.
I have this vision of you in your kilt living under a bridge.. I am scared..
Future WVU Medical School Alumni..Later then sooner, I hope, Date unknown...
Trump Wins Big.... MR. Trump is now the President of the United States Of America.
Due to the shortage of Ammo, I will no longer fire warning shots!
Proud member of the NRA
I will not comply to government scams.