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    Hey FedEx, Here I Am Down Here. YooHoo! (Hands Waving) Over Here You Bas....s!

    Nashville for approx 36 hours / 14-15 March

    From Nashville to Ellenwood Georgia (13 miles southeast of Atlanta)

    Ellenwood for approx 18 hours on the 16th of March

    From Ellenwood to Atlanta

    Atlanta for approx 29-30 hours 17-19 March

    Drum Roll Please!

    Back to Nashville from Atlanta

    Resting comfortably in Nashville as of 3:51pm Central

    Two days ago Fedex phoned me and Informed me they had initiated a trace. Trace will take 48 hours. We will keep you informed.

    Sure enough, today they call and inform me they are still tracing it. I thanked them and hung up.
    I'm from the government. I'm here to help.
    Ditch the Rail.

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    Seems to be a lot of that lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bamashooter View Post
    Nashville for approx 36 hours / 14-15 March

    From Nashville to Ellenwood Georgia (13 miles southeast of Atlanta)

    Ellenwood for approx 18 hours on the 16th of March

    From Ellenwood to Atlanta

    Atlanta for approx 29-30 hours 17-19 March

    Drum Roll Please!

    Back to Nashville from Atlanta

    Resting comfortably in Nashville as of 3:51pm Central

    Two days ago Fedex phoned me and Informed me they had initiated a trace. Trace will take 48 hours. We will keep you informed.

    Sure enough, today they call and inform me they are still tracing it. I thanked them and hung up.
    Man, I'm really sorry but I just hadda' laugh. I got the funniest visual while reading that!
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    I think this could be turned into a movie, seriously.
    I wonder if someone in the know didn't steal it and send the box on an endless trip through purgatory....seems to really like the Nashville area.

    as an aside, I purchased a holster and it was shipped USPS with a delivery date of 3/19 or 3/20. The tracking system says USPS has been notified to pick up the package from the manufacturer. I have a feeling they'll update the tracking once I receive the holster.
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    Got a sticker on my front door years ago from FedEx stating they couldn't deliver the package because they couldn't find my house.
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    The package likes barbecue, beer, and country music. Hope you see it soon.


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    This is so not funny.
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    UPS does it too. I ordered a set of tires for my wife's car last year. Three made it from Ohio to Illinois and one got lost and had to be traced. It was found a few days later...in Oregon. On it's way back, it went to Indianapolis before turning around and coming home to Illinois. My mechanic laughed and said it was going to have so many miles on it by the time it arrived that it would already be due for a rotation.

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    All will be forgiven if upon receipt, it has tiny versions of those stickers found of different locations on suitcases and such decades ago.
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    Oh no! Departed Nashville at 9:54pm. Chicago? Dakar? Tel Aviv? Dark Side of the Moon?
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    I'm from the government. I'm here to help.
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