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    Get Off My Lawn

    So I turn on the irrigation for the first time this year, yeah yeah, my lawn looks ok.

    And I go out front to make sure all the heads are working right and some neighborhood kids come kruizing up the street on scooters and kicks one of the sprinkler heads closest to the street!

    I yell, in my most intimidating voice "hey, don't do that."

    The kid stops in my driveway and asks "what?"

    Is yell again "don't do that!"

    He scooters away and I feel pretty good


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    Time to put up a trip wire
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    Now the next time they are on, he is going to go out of his way to kick one again in an attempt to break it. Just wait and see! How do I know this you ask? Because that is what I would do if I was the kid!

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    Yeah. Don't mess with old man Heim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood717 View Post
    Yeah. Don't mess with old man Hime.
    That's right! Heim is German for home. Don't mess with my home!


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    I had to do that very thing about a month ago.
    A new family moved in 2 blocks away with twin boys about 7 years old.
    First thing they do is go riding their bikes all over the neighborhood.
    Second thing they do is use my front yard for a turn around area.
    Third thing they do is high tail it home after hearing a large cranky old man telling
    them what I would do with their bikes if they did it again. They haven't been back.
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    Inch and a half firehose. He won't do that anymore. No one will know the difference, because well, he was kicking a sprinkler.
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    When my youngest grandson was five, he learned to ride his bike. Whenever he would come over, he made sure his dad would also bring his bike to show me how much he had improved. There's a retired teacher living down the street who is EXTREMELY anal retentive about anyone approaching her lawn/driveway/sidewalk/curb in front of her house. She had called the police on her next door neighbor, because his friend's car was parked in front of her house. My grandson was pedaling down to her end of the block and as he made his turn in front of her house, she came out yelling and gesturing at him. Being my grandson he stopped, stuck his tongue out at her, and started making fart noises. Eventually he tired of this and came back down to our side of the block. He told all the other little kids at our end that they needed to stay away from the "mean lady". That was five years ago. All the kids still call her that.
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