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    Wow! You guys sure know a lot about women. Me, I never could figure em out.
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    Now, after reading all of replies here, I am going to take the first step and hide. You know what's coming now, the women on TA.Net are gearing up for us...............RUN!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bravo26t View Post
    Now, after reading all of replies here, I am going to take the first step and hide. You know what's coming now, the women on TA.Net are gearing up for us...............RUN!!!!!
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    Well being the kind of guy that I am, I try to share my wisdom with the son and son in laws. What have I learned after 38 yrs ?
    I learned when she says XXXXXX, Just smile and reply. "" yes dear, if your happy I am happy"!!

    One day I get a call from oldest daughter... She says " you are not to spend anymore time with my husband and hangs up???? I call SIL and ask " what's up?" He says laughingly, " they were having a discussion" knowing daughter I can only imagine. He said his reply was " yes dear, if your happy, I am happy!"

    Now if you want a reply to stop that question " where do you think you would be today if not for me and the kids?" Yep she actually asked that question - only once about 20 yrs back. My reply.... " I would be a drunk SSGT, driving a Vette, smoking cigars and drink scotch!!!!"
    Conversation over!!!!
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    Found this on the internet....I guess after 38 yrs I got pretty close!!!!

    Quote:: Just like character is the most important quality of a good guy, the woman you’re going to marry should have good character as well. When you find her, she is more valuable than anything. Here are 10 qualities of good future wife material:


    The Wife List: 10 Qualities | GoodGuySwag
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    Quote Originally Posted by texastaurusguy View Post
    You need to start paying attention to the taste of your food, and perhaps the medicines and vitamins that your wife puts out for you.

    If you taste something that you think might be a seasoning, look around and see if she has had the broom out recently.

    And if you start growing man-boobs, then she's supplementing your vitamins with estrogen.
    No worries. I still do most of the cooking. My wife likes everything burnt. I still cant convince her this isnt normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by harley 1986 View Post
    Well being the kind of guy that I am, I try to share my wisdom with the son and son in laws. What have I learned after 38 yrs ?
    I learned when she says XXXXXX, Just smile and reply. "" yes dear, if your happy I am happy"!!

    One day I get a call from oldest daughter... She says " you are not to spend anymore time with my husband and hangs up???? I call SIL and ask " what's up?" He says laughingly, " they were having a discussion" knowing daughter I can only imagine. He said his reply was " yes dear, if your happy, I am happy!"

    Now if you want a reply to stop that question " where do you think you would be today if not for me and the kids?" Yep she actually asked that question - only once about 20 yrs back. My reply.... " I would be a drunk SSGT, driving a Vette, smoking cigars and drink scotch!!!!"
    Conversation over!!!!
    "What would you do without me?"

    Me: Save a lot of money

    Note: Dont try this at home new husbands
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    The wife says: You want
    The wife means: You want

    The wife says: We need
    The wife means: I want

    The wife says: It's your decision
    The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

    The wife says: Do what you want
    The wife means: You'll pay for this later

    The wife says: We need to talk
    The wife means: I need to complain

    The wife says: Sure... go ahead
    The wife means: I don't want you to

    The wife says: I'n not upset
    The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

    The wife says: You're ... so manly
    The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

    The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
    The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

    The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
    The wife means: I want a new house.

    The wife says: I want new curtains.
    The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

    The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
    The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

    The wife says: Hang the picture there
    The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

    The wife says: I heard a noise
    The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

    The wife says: Do you love me?
    The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

    The wife says: How much do you love me?
    The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

    The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
    The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

    The wife says: Am I fat?
    The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

    The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
    The wife means: Just agree with me.

    The wife says: Are you listening to me?
    The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

    The wife says: Yes
    The wife means: No

    The wife says: No
    The wife means: No

    The wife says: Maybe
    The wife means: No

    The wife says: I'm sorry
    The wife means: You'll be sorry

    The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
    The wife means: You better get used to it

    The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
    The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

    The wife says: Was that the baby?
    The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

    The wife says: I'm not yelling!
    The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

    In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

    The wife says: The same old thing.
    The wife means: Nothing.

    The wife says: Nothing.
    The wife means: Everything.

    The wife says: Nothing, really.
    The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

    The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
    The wife means: I'm still building up steam.


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    "It's up to you"...You have no say in the matter.
    "Is that what your wearing?"...You had better change or we'll be here all day.
    "Have you seen my car keys?"... Even if it's her car that you haven't driven in 2 years,you remain responsible for the keys suddenly disappearing.
    In marriage you can be right...or you can be happy, never both. I'm a very happy man because according to my wife I am never right.

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    I do know that "do whatever you want!" Does not mean buy the motorcycle.........
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