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    What Happens Next to Texheim?

    Over the past year, Texheim has shared with us many of the goofy things that happen to him and around him. We've appeciated his tales; laughed with him and laughed at him. Some of us even showed sympathy in our replies. (Not me: I still think dropping his pants in front of the waitress was uncalled-for.) (To her credit, the waitress was not impressed.)

    But what is likely to happen next?

    I thought of making this a poll, then realized there are just too many possibilities. So put on your Nostradamos caps (even if they do make you look silly) and make your predictions. (And keep it clean, folks.)

    Here's mine: I think he'll get into a fist-fight with an eagle (or a giant condor; sometimes the visions are blurred).
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    I think that one of the Sand Lake feral hogs will challenge him as to which one gets into that huge smoker ...

    One night when he is really tired, he might pick up a bottle of Tannerite instead of that 12 year old Scotch ....

    He calls Texas Parks and Wildlife to stock Sand Lake with bass, dumping them at the beach at the foot of the ranch house ....
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    ...paints his garage purple?
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    It's neither an eagle nor a condor, Lance, it's a surveillance drone. And it's not a fist fight, he's firing one of his larger caliber semiautomatic pistols from a clenched fist, complete with clenched jaw and steely eyes.

    He did host the Sand Lake event, after all. They're watching him all the time now, you know.

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    I have not been around long enough to have a firm grip on all these things you say has happen and I would not want to say something that would be inappropriate. Maybe next time a thread like this comes up I will participate. However, I will be following this thread to see what others think.

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    Jonrjen's pet skunks got their eviction notice and took up residence with Texheim, and Texheim riddled his cabin with a runaway M-14.

    And the waitress really just said it was no big deal!


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    Quote Originally Posted by LonestarJake View Post

    And the waitress really just said it was no big deal!
    Yeah, that waitress at the BBQ place just thought that what she saw another one of those pork butts that TH puts into the smoker....

    Is THAT why my mom always told me to wear clean underwear ...
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    I'm thinking a stint on Dancing With The Stars can't be far off.
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    My money is on: He ends up on Wheel of Fortune and solves the puzzle "I missed midget wrestling to hang out with yall"... and ends up winning a purple folding stock Keltec.
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    The possibilities are endless.
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