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    A guy was having dinner in a restaurant...

    ...when he noticed all the waiters had a spoon in their pocket. His curiosity got the better of him, and he called the nearest waiter over.

    He said to the waiter, "I couldn't help but notice you guys all have spoons in your pockets. What's up with that?"

    The waiter replied, "That's very observant of you sir. The reason is simple. We recently had an efficiency expert evaluate our business, and he found that the most dropped piece of silverware is the spoon. By having another spoon ready, we save the walk back to the kitchen and it saves us a lot of time during the course of a day. It was the single biggest time waster in the restaurant."

    The guy thanked the waiter, but shortly thereafter he noticed something else - all the waiters had a small string dangling from their flies. Again he called the waiter over.

    The guy said. "I don't want to be a pest, but I couldn't help but notice all you guys have a string dangling from your fly. What's up with that?"

    The waiter replied, "Sir you are TRULY observant. A lot of customers ask about the spoon, but not many notice the string. That same efficiency expert found that the second biggest time waster in the restaurant was washing our hands after we pee. The string is tied to the end of my willie, and this way I don't have to touch it when I pee, so no need to wash my hands."

    The guy was perplexed, and asked "Okay. I can see how that would work getting it out, but how do you get it back in?"

    The waiter replied, "Well, I don't know about everybody else, but I use my spoon."
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    The restaurant is owned by a democrat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadKaw View Post
    The restaurant is owned by a democrat.
    I was thinking there was a parable about socialism and government regulation somewhere in that joke, but since this isn't the politics section I laid off of it. You're probably right, though.
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    Funny!
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