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    Tired of door to door sales people and Jehovah's Witnesses?

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    Now thats funny!

    I saw them coming one day, put a note in the door window "Please Use Other Door" The other door already has a note on it saying the same. They walked around my house 3 times before finally leaving. They did not knock that day.
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    An XTra large dog dish, Guns And Ammo mags and size 14 boots on the porch usually cures that. A note saying 00 and slug are secured inside after attacking the mailman won't hurt.

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    I just open a slat in the blinds and stare at them till they leave. Some get nervous while you stare at them and they begin to fidget, wave, smile, look around, and then just leave. A couple have flipped me off on the way out. All they see are my eyes watching them. Kind of creepy but fun and I've never had the same one come back.
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    I always invite them in and ask them to remove all their clothes. "Lets get naked, then we can talk!" They always seem to leave in a big hurry. Now, they walk right by my house with out stopping!
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    A sign like this on the front door helps.
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