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    Mystery Solved

    Did you know?
    When you walk through a door and
    forget why you are there.
    It could be because you ran into an
    alien, and he had to erase your
    memory so he could escape.
    ​All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.

    Texas friendly, spoken here.





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    Man I must run into a lot of aliens!
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    Shut up and reload!

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    Doooo what???
    They made us many promises, more than i can remember, but they never kept but one; they promised to take our land, and they took it."
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    It's only logical.
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    Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, The snake didn't have a leg to stand on.

    Opportunity may knock ounce, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

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    Most stereotypes come from how you treated the last person who didn't know you.

    "The greater part of mankind . . . walk blindfolded in this glorious theater." John Calvin

    We will continue to make our republic the inspiration, the glory, and the envy of the rest of the world. As long as we are confident in our values, loyal to our citizens, and faithful to our God, there is no limit to what we can achieve. ​President Donald J. Trump, Feb 29, 2020.

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    Well, I do live in New Mexico...
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    "It is wonderful, in the event of a street fight, how few bullets seem to hit the men they are aimed at." Ranch Life and the Hunting Trail, Theodore Roosevelt, 1888

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    I clean forgot what I was going to reply
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    Something should be done about those darn ali
    If it's worth putting a hole in then it's worth putting a BIG hole in.

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    Student of the ancient Chinese art of Bang Pow.

    Gun Shui adviser

    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant" (1933)

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    Wow, I must be running into a lot of aliens, and in my own home too.
    I often forget what I just ate in the walk from the kitchen to my recliner in the living room.
    Also for the last 60+ years since I don't remember anything since the early 1950s.
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