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    Let's go get a burger at the OWL cafe. It's a real place in NM. Best green chili burger in the world! Hoot hoot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreddie30.06 View Post
    You shouldn't scowl or your face will stick that way.
    I saw what you did there.
    Every man should own a fine firearm, a fine knife and a fine watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadKaw View Post
    It's working.
    NOWLook whatchadunn. You've put some folks in a fOWL mood.
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    You must be careful what you pretend to be, because in the end, you are what you pretend to be.
    ....................Kurt Vonnegut, in "Mother Night"

    All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted. . . . . . . . . . . . .. — Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse: Dune

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrucksNCoffee View Post
    I saw what you did there.
    Shhhhh, it'll be owlright.

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    You guys are just owl messed up!
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    Owl be back!
    Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, The snake didn't have a leg to stand on.

    Opportunity may knock ounce, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

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    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the prairie. Three weeks later, an owl walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the owls mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the owl. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

    What, you were expecting another excruciating owl pun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrucksNCoffee View Post
    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the prairie. Three weeks later, an owl walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the owls mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the owl. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

    What, you were expecting another excruciating owl pun?
    Now that was a hoot!
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    If the Russians hacked Clinton's email then she is guilty of a felony for exposing classified information to a hostile government.

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    There may be a Hooty, but where is the Blowfish.

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    And now for some hoot news.

 

 
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