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    Old, not dead

    An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched.
    Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog.

    As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry."

    The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road the frog whispered to her,
    "Kiss me, you won't be sorry." So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.

    Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince. Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned into?

    The first motel she could find. (She's old, not dead!)

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    Funny

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    That was funny, not what I was expecting.

 

 

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