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    I've Gotten Old

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    I've sure gotten old!
    I have outlived my feet and my teeth
    I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
    I'm half blind,
    Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
    Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts.
    Have bouts with dementia.
    Have poor circulation;
    Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
    Can't remember if I'm 75 or 92.
    Have lost all my friends.
    But thank God I still have my driver's license.
    Now if you will excuse me I'm going to WalMart.
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    And you'll drive in the fast lane the whole way there too, I'll bet.

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    Please let me know if you ever plan to visit Oklahoma.

    I'm going into hiding if you do!
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    That doesn't sound like you're old.
    That just sounds like...Monday.

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    I believe I saw you staggering around Walmart today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyA View Post
    I believe I saw you staggering around Walmart today.
    ...could've just been a Hobbit in a speedo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickenbacher39 View Post
    .
    I've sure gotten old!
    I have outlived my feet and my teeth
    I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
    I'm half blind,
    Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
    Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts.
    Have bouts with dementia.
    Have poor circulation;
    Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
    Can't remember if I'm 75 or 92.
    Have lost all my friends.
    But thank God I still have my driver's license.
    Now if you will excuse me I'm going to WalMart.
    At least you still have your hair. Some people's turns gray; mine turns loose!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gyro_cfi View Post
    And you'll drive in the fast lane the whole way there too, I'll bet.

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    with the left turn signal on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kschilk View Post
    ...could've just been a Hobbit in a speedo.
    How could you tell there was a speedo?

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