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    live long and prosper

    My great-grandmother claimed that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on one’s oatmeal every morning. She did this religiously until she died at the age of 103. She left behind 10 children, 45 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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    Anyone who wants to take my guns ... bring your lunch -- maybe dinner too. It's going to be a LOOOOONG day for you.

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    Sounds about right.

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    Sounds like the result from a guy I know who thought baked beans were a breakfast staple.
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