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    Gotta Watch What You Say

    Was given a "watch what you say in public" reminder last night.


    Was out to dinner with my wife, told her this joke I'd heard at work:
    "What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in a bathtub? You throw your laundry in".

    Right away the guy in the table next to us says "you know that's joke is offensive".
    So I told him "you listening in on my conversation is offensive"

    He ignored my comment and continued "I had a son who was an epileptic, and he died in the bathtub"

    I immediately felt about one inch tall. So I replied to him "Oh my God, that's terrible. Did he drown?"

    "No," said the dude. "He choked on one of my socks". 
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    I am surely going to the wrong place since I laughed out loud at that!!

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    Me too.
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    Holy moly that's hilarious! Me and my wife are laughing out loud.
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    Well, I posted it, so I'll save both of you a seat.
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    Student of the ancient Chinese art of Bang Pow.

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant" (1933)

    Make 2020 the year of MABA- Make Alex Bartend Again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeeper1 View Post
    Me too.
    Maybe we can hit the range when we get there!!
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    I feel vindicated. I started laughing and my son asked what was so funny so I showed him the joke. He laughed too and he HAS epilepsy.
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    Boy did you get taken! Ha Ha!


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    I was also taken in, my bad.

 

 

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