'Til Death Do Us Part'
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    'Til Death Do Us Part'

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    A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
    When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
    When I got fired, you were there to support me.
    When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.
    When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side" …
    “You know what?”
    “What dear?” she asked gently.
    “I think you bring me bad luck.”
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    And at that point, Mrs. Smith unplugged her husband from life support, exclaiming, "Consider that a divorce".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desperado View Post
    And at that point, Mrs. Smith unplugged her husband from life support, exclaiming, "Consider that a divorce".
    And at that point, Mrs. Smith unplugged her husband from life support, exclaiming, "Good luck with that"!

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    That was the wrong thing to say at the wrong time.

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    'Til death do us part".......that'd be a good slogan for a barber shop.
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    And at that point, Mrs. Smith unplugged her husband from life support, exclaiming, "You brought this bit of bad luck on yourself!!!!"
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    If I said that to my wife after all I've put her through, my luck would get orders of magnitude worse instantly.
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