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A woman in court stands accused of beating up her husband by hitting him with items from his collection of guitars.
(Judge). "How do you plead?"
(Defendant) (Sigh)... "Guilty, Your Honor.."
(Judge). "First offender?"
(Defendant). "No- First a Gibson... Then a Fender..." :cool:
OMG! Rickenbacher has infected you. I'm putting on a mask right now.
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My wife touches my Duesenberg I will hit her with my volume pedal.
Then I will run soooooooooo fast..........................
Well...:unsure:...don't know what good that's gonna' do but here ya' go......Quote:
Originally Posted by bmbroker
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Another disappointing thread title. I thought this was going to be some sort of public service announcement.
Yes, tell your daughters...beware of guitar players.
Hey!.........On my Guitarist's honor, I will do my bestQuote:
Originally Posted by DeltaBravoKS
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Guitarist's code of conduct;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.
To drink only before or after noon and to give at the office.
Every mother's son is doing two things....learning computer and playing guitar. Consider your future with these data points.
They should be learning guitar and playing computer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trotline
Makes sense she went for the Fender second. Gibsons break when you hit someone with them. Fenders are stronger. Never take a Gibson to a Fender fight. :D
