Since I own and play both Gibson's and Fenders, I'll have to keep this in mind!
I could see sustaining more injuries from being hit by my Fender Stratocaster, though!
The Gibson Les Paul and Fender Trimline Telecaster, not so much.
The best plan of action..........run if you see her coming! Guitars have limited Range as a weapon!
"Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego." - Yoda
For all of those killed by a 9mm: "Get up! You are not dead! You were shot with a useless cartridge!"
He should just be eternally grateful that she didn't come after him with this-
Regal Resonator- Sucker's gotta' weigh 30 lbs...
"The large print giveth, the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits
"If the Dawn Patrol's gotta tell you twice they're gonna do it with a shotgun..." Steely Dan
"Actually that is a pistol in my pocket..... But I am glad to see you." coopercdrkey
Nemo me impune lacessit No one provokes me with impunity
Florida Concealed Carry Permit
PT1911 - 45ACP, Pietta 1873 SAA - 45LC, PT709SS slim, Heritage RR 6.5" 22LR/Mag dual cylinders
1939 Tula 91/30 Nugget, Evil Copper and Black Rifle, Savage B-Mag in 17WSM
Mossberg 535 12ga
GPS Coordinates to lake where they all reside. Always wear your life vests kids. Boating accidents DO happen.
Seems some guitar kickers are getting right prickly about this. Did y'all string them with barbed-wire, or what?
Don't get de-fensive I thought it was Les Paul who made a guitar out of a fence-post.
You must be careful what you pretend to be, because in the end, you are what you pretend to be.
....................Kurt Vonnegut, in "Mother Night"
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted. . . . . . . . . . . . .. — Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse: Dune
Student of the ancient Chinese art of Bang Pow.
Gun Shui adviser
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant" (1933)