The police respond to a 911 "possible domestic emergency" call and found a woman with a bloody 3 iron standing over a deceased male.
"Is that your husband?' asked the cop.
"Yes" she said.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes I did!" she sobbed, dropped the club and hid her face.
"How many times did you hit him?" asked the cop.
She sighed, shrugged, and said, "I don't know- Put me down for 5..."
"The large print giveth, the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits
"If the Dawn Patrol's gotta tell you twice they're gonna do it with a shotgun..." Steely Dan
"Actually that is a pistol in my pocket..... But I am glad to see you." coopercdrkey
Nemo me impune lacessit No one provokes me with impunity
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...makes ya' wonder what's par?
Ammo will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no ammo.I miss my 286.
#Neverwarren
Welfare...funding the illegal drug trade since 1935.
Well, if five was a bogey, that'd make it a par four. I'm guessing you sailors didn't play too many rounds of golf on those ships, huh?
Well, we had so much fun with that one, here's one more...
A man and wife are on the 9th green when she grabs her chest, falls to the grass and says, "I think I'm having a heart attack!"
Her husband pulls out his cell phone, calls 911, speaks for a few minutes and begins to line up his putt.
"I may be dying and you're getting ready to putt?" she rasps.
"Don't worry Dear, they've found a very respected heart specialist just teeing off on 2."
"How long will it take him to get here?" she moans.
"No time at all, Sweetheart. Everyone has already agreed to let him play through../."
"The large print giveth, the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits
"If the Dawn Patrol's gotta tell you twice they're gonna do it with a shotgun..." Steely Dan
"Actually that is a pistol in my pocket..... But I am glad to see you." coopercdrkey
Nemo me impune lacessit No one provokes me with impunity
Florida Concealed Carry Permit