Man in bed with his wife. . .


slowly slides his had across her shoulders . . .

across her waist . . . .

under her neck . . .

below her neck . . .

then under her back . . .


and SUDDENLY STOPS!



Wife says ( in a soft, romantic voice), "Why did you stop?"






Husband replies, "Found the remote. Go back to sleep."


Nice guy. Friends may call from 6 to 9PM Thursday, at Cornell Mortuary on Lincoln Highway.