Man in bed with his wife. . .
slowly slides his had across her shoulders . . .
across her waist . . . .
under her neck . . .
below her neck . . .
then under her back . . .
and SUDDENLY STOPS!
Wife says ( in a soft, romantic voice), "Why did you stop?"
Husband replies, "Found the remote. Go back to sleep."
Nice guy. Friends may call from 6 to 9PM Thursday, at Cornell Mortuary on Lincoln Highway.
You must be careful what you pretend to be, because in the end, you are what you pretend to be.
....................Kurt Vonnegut, in "Mother Night"
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted. . . . . . . . . . . . .. — Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse: Dune