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    Quote Originally Posted by MadKaw View Post
    Which just goes to show that you shouldn't be sad when a bird poops on your head.




    Just be happy that dogs can't fly.
    ...just don't wipe it off or you could die.......remember the legend of the Foo Bird.
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    Hmmmm, really?

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    I can't post humor on here......all I know are unemployment jokes and none of 'em ever work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmbroker View Post
    This is scary.....hoping more dont come down with the RB badjokus syndrome.
    Try googling "How do I start a wildfire?"
    You'll get 20,000,000 matches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadKaw View Post
    Try googling "How do I start a wildfire?"
    You'll get 20,000,000 matches.
    Aw c'mon......if matches really started fires......wouldn't we burst into flames from wearing the same color socks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kschilk View Post
    Aw c'mon......if matches really started fires......wouldn't we burst into flames from wearing the same color socks?
    More to the point, could this be the real reason wives try to get us to wear matching socks?
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    This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and George said, "No," and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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