A man is in a boat in the middle of a large lake.
He is a smoker and decides to have a cigarette.
He has an unopened pack of cigarettes but discovers he has no matches and no lighter.
So..............how does he manage to have a smoke?
He opens the pack of cigarettes, takes one out and throws it overboard.
The boat is now a cigarette lighter.
The Average American Now Complains More In A Week Than
People Living Through The Black Plague Did Their Entire Lives
"To anger Conservatives, lie to them. To anger liberal, tell them the truth."
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If we were in a boat, you would be swimming about now.
I wonder if El Kabong is available for hire?
And if he swings a lap steel as well as he swings that guitar?
I really, really hope so. I got a job for him.
Why why why do I read these posts??????????????????????????????
BE YOURSELF - EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN
Ha ha ha! Good one!
Are we there yet?
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Every thread like this that Rick posts fills me with joy knowing I will never type such a groaner in the remainder of my life.
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GPS Coordinates to lake where they all reside. Always wear your life vests kids. Boating accidents DO happen.
Why, why, why do I read these posts by Rickenbacher39?
Because reading his posts are like passing a traffic accident; no matter how hard you try not to, you just have to look.
And, unfortunately, this "traffic accident" caught a bunch of us.
Desperado's Big Bang Theory:
The theory that a "big bang" from a handgun, along with a perpetrator receiving a gunshot wound, is the best way to end violent personal or property crimes.