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    A Cigarette Lighter

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    A man is in a boat in the middle of a large lake.
    He is a smoker and decides to have a cigarette.
    He has an unopened pack of cigarettes but discovers he has no matches and no lighter.
    So..............how does he manage to have a smoke?




    He opens the pack of cigarettes, takes one out and throws it overboard.
    The boat is now a cigarette lighter.




















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    If we were in a boat, you would be swimming about now.
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    I wonder if El Kabong is available for hire?

    And if he swings a lap steel as well as he swings that guitar?

    I really, really hope so. I got a job for him.

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    Why why why do I read these posts??????????????????????????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverstring View Post
    Why why why do I read these posts??????????????????????????????
    We can't help ourselves...

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    Ha ha ha! Good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverstring View Post
    Why why why do I read these posts??????????????????????????????
    Maybe you are a glutton for punishment?

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    Every thread like this that Rick posts fills me with joy knowing I will never type such a groaner in the remainder of my life.
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    Why, why, why do I read these posts by Rickenbacher39?
    Because reading his posts are like passing a traffic accident; no matter how hard you try not to, you just have to look.
    And, unfortunately, this "traffic accident" caught a bunch of us.
    "Our indulgence wore out with you A LONG time ago".
    - Rep. Jim Jordan to Rep. Adam Schiff about the "Impeachment Inquiry"

    As has that of the majority of Americans.

 

 
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