A man is in a boat in the middle of a large lake.
He is a smoker and decides to have a cigarette.
He has an unopened pack of cigarettes but discovers he has no matches and no lighter.
So..............how does he manage to have a smoke?
He opens the pack of cigarettes, takes one out and throws it overboard.
The boat is now a cigarette lighter.
Life is short.
Make sure you spend as much time as possible
on the internet arguing with strangers about politics.
"To anger Conservatives, lie to them. To anger liberal, tell them the truth."
-Fine! I said it! You happy, Troll!
...Snopes provides no evidence to the contrary
If we were in a boat, you would be swimming about now.
I wonder if El Kabong is available for hire?
And if he swings a lap steel as well as he swings that guitar?
I really, really hope so. I got a job for him.
Why why why do I read these posts??????????????????????????????
BE YOURSELF - EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN
Ha ha ha! Good one!
Are we there yet?
Indiana CCW, Utah CCW
Every thread like this that Rick posts fills me with joy knowing I will never type such a groaner in the remainder of my life.
PT1911 - 45ACP, Pietta 1873 SAA - 45LC, PT709SS slim, Heritage RR 6.5" 22LR/Mag dual cylinders
1939 Tula 91/30 Nugget, Evil Copper and Black Rifle, Savage B-Mag in 17WSM
Mossberg 535 12ga
GPS Coordinates to lake where they all reside. Always wear your life vests kids. Boating accidents DO happen.
Why, why, why do I read these posts by Rickenbacher39?
Because reading his posts are like passing a traffic accident; no matter how hard you try not to, you just have to look.
And, unfortunately, this "traffic accident" caught a bunch of us.
"Our indulgence wore out with you A LONG time ago".
- Rep. Jim Jordan to Rep. Adam Schiff about the "Impeachment Inquiry"
As has that of the majority of Americans.