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    Quote Originally Posted by Flash60601 View Post
    Mrs. Flash's little nephew ate an alarm clock yesterday afternoon, piece-by-piece. It was very time consuming.
    Her sister (the child's mother) gave him some milk of magnesia to see if time would pass more quickly.
    You must be careful what you pretend to be, because in the end, you are what you pretend to be.
    ....................Kurt Vonnegut, in "Mother Night"

    All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted. . . . . . . . . . . . .. — Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse: Dune

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    Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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    If the Russians hacked Clinton's email then she is guilty of a felony for exposing classified information to a hostile government.

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    What's another word for synonym?
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    If the Russians hacked Clinton's email then she is guilty of a felony for exposing classified information to a hostile government.

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    If you are a witness at a trial and when they ask you if you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...


    What happens if you say no?
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    If the Russians hacked Clinton's email then she is guilty of a felony for exposing classified information to a hostile government.

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    I've always found it amazing that dogs can hear you looking at them.
    Ammo will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no ammo.



    I miss my 286.

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    Welfare...funding the illegal drug trade since 1935.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kschilk View Post
    A road engineer died tragically the other day, when he accidentally fell into a sinkhole while surveying a highway. He clearly didn't know his asphalt from a hole in the ground.

    I recently bought a shot glass that looks like a big toe so now I can tip toe through my two lips.

    I was hunting one day when a naked woman jumped out of the bushes in front of me. She coyly smiled and winked at me so I asked "are you game?" ...she replied "Absolutely" so I shot her.

    Why can't you hear raindrops and snowflakes screaming as they fall?
    He’s here all week, folks. And don’t forget to tip yer waitress . . .
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    The Declaration of Independence states that the sole purpose of government is to secure the inalienable rights of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. And, if it fails, the people are justified in getting rid of government, not the rights. - Judge Jeanine Pirro

    The first lesson in economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson in politics is to forget the first lesson in economics. - Thomas Sowell

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    I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child

    Make America Great Again - Remove all the warning labels!
    I shoot to support my reloading habit
    Only when your house is on fire, will you have too much ammo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by william View Post
    I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child
    My Wi-fe came with her own name...although she took my last name when we married...

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    Is there an easy way to remember how to spell mnemonic​ ?
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    "The large print giveth, the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits
    "If the Dawn Patrol's gotta tell you twice they're gonna do it with a shotgun..." Steely Dan
    "Actually that is a pistol in my pocket..... But I am glad to see you." coopercdrkey
    Nemo me impune lacessit ​ No one provokes me with impunity
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    Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
    Remember:
    Life is short.
    Make sure you spend as much time as possible
    on the internet arguing with strangers about politics.






 

 

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