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    Questions and Answers from a Social Security Forum

    Questions and Answers from a SS Forum



    Q:Where can menover the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?


    A:Try a bookstore, under fiction.


    Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?


    A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.


    Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?


    A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:
    "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt. ;



    Q: I How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?


    A:Tell him you're pregnant.


    Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?


    A:Take off your glasses.


    Q:Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?


    A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out.


    Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?


    A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.


    Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?


    A:Storing memory is not a problem.





    Retrieving it is the problem.



    Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?


    A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


    Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?


    A:On their foreheads.


    Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?


    A:"Gosh, I remember these!"



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    Bwahahahahah. I am not there.....yet. Otherwise I probably wouldn't be laughing; I would have forgotten what I was posting about by now.


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    My grandmother loses her glasses on her head all the time. She also doesn't put in her hearing aids, so she can't hear you when you tell her that her glasses are on her head.
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    Geez all those relate to me and I am only 58 , I think. Let me find those dang glasses.
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    Yep, That about covers it..
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