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    New "Medical" device for elderly folks


    ...You just gotta see this "device" that is being shown on Fox News science page. This is something every disabled or elderly person should be aware of...I might have to get a few of my toys declared as "medical devices"...

    Here's the Fox article:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,461928,00.html

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    Re: New "Medical" device for elderly folks

    Too bad it's only a single shot.

    Wonder if they'll ever come out with a .45 ACP version for the rest of us Ole Farts?

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    Something for the Wally World "bag checkers" to defend theirselves against ignorant customers. LOL - Seriously, looks like it could ward off some parking lot perps.
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    ...Here's a picture of this "bad boy"medical device for those of you guys who hate clicking on URL's...LOL...all 9mm of it...Yep, would keep the parking lot perv off yer back while the groceries are being loaded into the car...

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    Re: New "Medical" device for elderly folks

    I'd be afraid my grandmother would get it confused with her inhaler and blow her brains out!




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    Those things look about as safe for the eldery and disabled as a loaded Glock to a child.
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    Palm pistol being developed

    $300 single shot 9mm designed for the crippled and elderly.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,461928,00.html

    Well. I'm crippled and close to being elderly and I don't want it.

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    Re: Palm pistol being developed

    With our "Free to Patrol" mobility chair and class I medical device "Palm Pistol" you can be a Mall Commando or Condo Cop day and night. We'll work with Medicare or your private insurance to get you these at little or no out of pocket cost to you.
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    Re: Palm pistol being developed

    Here's a link to their website.

    http://www.palmpistol.com/

    If I had asthma, I'd be worried about having one of those things. It looks too much like a rescue inhaler.
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    Re: New "Medical" device for elderly folks

    I wonder if it comes with a "Depends" holster clip for deep undercover carry?



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